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nahchillhomebro:

group of neo nazis step into lower Manhattan only to be beaten by a group of 6ft tall drag queens.

niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

smalltownbigguy:

in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful. 

white girls twerking in the dark room please god save me



sadcop:

ronpaulweedking:

killallcars:

iflybikes:

feministpixie:

It’s real and it’s hilarious

Back in a minute, currently finding it really hard to breathe from laughing.

oh……my…….god……….

alright ladies, this is it, you’re no longer allowed be friends with men, its the law 

Well, Thats What We Get For Putting Men In The Dreaded FRIEND ZONE!!!!!WHat A Horrible Thing It Is To Be A Friend Of Ours!! No One Deserves That!!!!!!!!!! ⁑^OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

reddit is the best website ever
THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT

release-the-krogan:

thigh-leng:

MASS EFFECT 1 & 2 ARE ON SALE FOR $10 ON STEAM

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YOU DEFINITELY WANT TO GET ON THAT 

major depression and an existentialist crisis - now 75% off!

pleatedjeans:

six seconds well spent. [best vines][eric dunn]

The Doors - Soul Kitchen
126 plays

”where do you wanna go to dinner?”

”i don’t care”

”ok”

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radiantboy:

Drew some Adventure Times.